“Forget what should be remembered and remember what should be forgotten”
Jeremy walks up to the Panda Express counter. The orange chicken glows like a beacon calling his shackled soul forward. He tastes the sweetness already. He licks his lips and
– ORPHAN FOUND & RELEASED – Narrative: On Friday 17 FEB 17 at 0851 hours. An orphan aged between 6-17 (with 95% confidence) was found behind the apple tree on
In a surprising shift from previous school policy, the Spanish department is now encouraging the use of ChatGPT by their students to write their essays. They do not need to
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. For how are we to make ethical and moral sense of the feline phenomenon known as Garfield? Garfield hates Mondays, but what
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Dad: son. please reply to mom as soon as possible. I can’t see your location anymore on our family location tracking app and your mother is worried sick. are you okay? let me know.
Thank you to those who took the time to contribute to my newest project: the Beans Organization for Orphans, Toddlers and Youth (B.O.O.T.Y). This is my first charity, and I
Puerto Rico. Miami. Mexico. What do all of these places have in common, besides manatees? They are hotspots for overzealous, dehydrated Yale students on spring break. There is a 77%
It has now been six years since Elon Musk’s conquest of Twitter, and five years since Twitter’s simultaneous acquisitions of BeReal, Meta, The New York Times, Sanofi, and Roblox. Twitter’s
