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A Fresh Face in Tennis: Alcaraz wins US Open

Tennis has witnessed a revolution in recent years. This past summer, tennis fans worldwide were introduced to a player of unparalleled talent, who despite being the youngest to ever play

Opinion: I Went Home for Spring Break

Puerto Rico. Miami. Mexico. What do all of these places have in common, besides manatees? They are hotspots for overzealous, dehydrated Yale students on spring break. There is a 77%

Private Health Insurance

Private health insurance is a big problem. It incentivizes doctors to recommend expensive, elective procedures to their patients in order to recoup more of the coverage costs. Take what happened

Confidential Memorandum

Dear Bruce,     We on the Peabody board have heard some complaints recently regarding the Peabody’s much anticipated new initiative “Night at the Museum: Dinosaurs Come to Life”. One

Pink Fight Club Soap

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I’m a junior now, and after three long years of drudging through mindless psets and interminable essays without respite, I’ll come out and say it: I’m fed up with the

An Ode to Chase Bank

Coming to Yale, I felt vulnerable, exposed to the elements, raw. I was afraid. I was not only a first-year, but a first-year that was scared. A first-year going to

An Ode to Athletes in One Part

Professor: *tapping fingers on desk* So I think you all know why you’re meeting with me today. Athletes: *suppressing a smile* Nope… Professor: It is extremely suspicious that every single

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The Dentist

It doesn’t take much to see through a doctor’s intentions. Yesterday I sat defenseless on the operation table. My dentist, Dr. Holiday, asked me if I ever had any cavities