Get ready kids for an exciting weeklong program on Discovery Channel.
We’ve done the polling, and realized that youngsters don’t care about sharks anymore.
So we’ve revamped Shark Week a little to increase our viewership. Stay tuned for: Loanshark Week. You’ll be charging your classmates exorbitant loans in no time! Keep your eyes peeled for famous guest host Vladimir Putin. Just do us a favor, kids, and don’t tell your parents that you’re watching the program. After that gory shark-biting incident last July,
I don’t think we can withstand another lawsuit.
