Some have told me to stay quiet.
Others have shamed me. For years, I’ve been terrified. I’ve been afraid of revealing my truest self. But I will not hide any longer: I’m a proud recipient of China’s finest doses of Sinovac.
I can already hear your snarky remarks. You’ll tell me that China has a history of censorship and suppressing the truth and that I can’t trust anything from there. You’ll tell me “oH bEliEVe tHe sCieNcE” and that Pfizer and Moderna are all more effective. You’ll protest that there no possible fucking way I made the conscious, informed decision to willfully inject a vaccine with <50% efficacy into my veins. Boo hoo. As if I’ve never heard any of that before.
I’ve only got one answer for you: Western propaganda.
Suck it.
Why did I choose the Chinese vaccine, you might ask? It’s simple: fuck Big PWharma. Instead of supporting Pfizer and Moderna, their unethical testing methods, and their corrupt influence on the American government, I’d GLADLY support Chinese pharmaceutical giants, their unethical testing methods, and their direct connection to the Chinese Communist Parry, thank you very much.
So, do I have three juicy doses of pure communist, Xi Jingping-loving COVID-19 immunity flowing through my veins? Yes and I would do it again. Did I suffer from facial paralysis and a myocarditis scare for a vaccine with a < 50% efficacy rating? Yes. And still I would do it again.
Did I contract the virus even after all this? Yes… I did.
