Chat Gé-pé-teé

In a surprising shift from previous school policy, the Spanish department is now encouraging the use of ChatGPT by their students to write their essays. They do not need to cite it and are just asked to ensure it is “roughly the Spanish level they are supposed to know, but definitely better than what you would write, please,” according to the department in their recent schoolwide email. “I would rather everyone cheat than have to read one more dunce mixing up their imperfect and preterite tense, it makes my job easier as well,” stated Sebastian Diaz, Spanish 3.