February 5, 2023 – Page 3 – TNR

“Forget what should be remembered
and remember what should be forgotten”

The Spectator

Anonymous November 13, 2022

The Drunken A-

Anonymous November 13, 2022

Top-down effects on processing — alcohol found to improve cognition

An Ode to Chase Bank

Female Writer September 25, 2022

Coming to Yale, I felt vulnerable, exposed to the elements, raw. I was afraid. I was not only a first-year, but a first-year that was scared. A first-year going to

Large old rusty oil well pump jack surrounded by cattle panel fence out in field with very blue sky in winter.

Yale Announces New Petroleum Studies Certificate

Devonte Montigo September 25, 2022

Rising Tensions with Yale Justice Endowment Coalition reach a boiling point and Yale Responds After years of fighting with the Yale Endowment Justice Coalition over divestment away from fossil fuels,

Yale’s Newest Paintball Strategy

Many Shoes Joe Jackson September 25, 2022

In TNR’s inaugural issue, muckraker extraordinaire Ms. Terry reported on the “infamous Yale paintball onslaught,” and the sweeping measures put in place by the Yale Police Department to curb the

Loanshark Week

Many Shoes Joe Jackson September 25, 2022

Get ready kids for an exciting weeklong program on Discovery Channel. We’ve done the polling, and realized that youngsters don’t care about sharks anymore. So we’ve revamped Shark Week a

5 Steps for Running A Successful Enterprise

Randy Beans September 25, 2022

From my short yet renowned tenure running the Fortune 500 lentil farm Beans, Inc., I’ve acquired a wealth of knowledge on how to properly oversee a successful business. Skeptics may

3 and under playground Sudoku

Anonymous September 25, 2022

Sherlock Holmes Riddle

Anonymous September 25, 2022

4 men are walking down the street suddenly one falls down and dies. The coroner explains to the other 3 that he died of a tumor. After hours of investigation