December 4, 2022 – Page 2 – TNR

Course Review

Female Writer January 15, 2023

Absolutely not. Even though I am one of the

Duckies

Professor Sizemore December 4, 2022

In the early 1900s…. A rubber ducky floats in a bathtub. Peaceful, unperturbed, the yellow figure bobs about, riding the tides of the tub. Another rubber ducky, appearing out of

(Untitled by Tyler Durden)

Tyler Durden December 4, 2022

I’m a junior now, and after three long years of drudging through mindless psets and interminable essays without respite, I’ll come out and say it: I’m fed up with the

The Dentist

Devonte Montigo December 4, 2022

It doesn’t take much to see through a doctor’s intentions. Yesterday I sat defenseless on the operation table. My dentist, Dr. Holiday, asked me if I ever had any cavities

Map of the Week

Anonymous December 4, 2022

A Note from the new Dean of Yale College

Randy Beans December 4, 2022

It is debatably a pleasure to announce that I, Randall D’Anderson Beans, have been named the next Dean of Yale College. You students may refer to me as Dean Beans

Yale Clash Royale

Female Writer December 4, 2022

Magic in the Bags: TD IM Cornhole wins 3rd consecutive season

Mr. Bean November 13, 2022

From the lens of a student, Yale College is an excessively dynamic place; schedules are shaken up as miscellaneous events are thrown at us; the weather shifts from tropical storm

Musks Twitter

Devonte Montigo November 13, 2022

It has now been six years since Elon Musk’s conquest of Twitter, and five years since Twitter’s simultaneous acquisitions of BeReal, Meta, The New York Times, Sanofi, and Roblox. Twitter’s

Superfoods

Coup de Fru November 13, 2022

Sometimes when I’m twenty hours into my CPSC 323 pset and my code still doesn’t work because I decided to risk it all and skip office hours that week, my

Fly on the Wall: Uncovering the Harvard-Yale Consiparcy

Many Shoes Joe Jackson November 13, 2022

I was at the office furiously finishing up my article on the Senate elections so I could attend my colleague’s Halloween party, when my boss beckoned me into his office

A Selection of Poems

Yours Truly November 13, 2022

Poem 1: Hair of the Dog At present, the angles of my house Recall what Kandinsky would paint––– So if I’m sour at breakfast, It’s not you: I could never

Labyrinth Day

Anonymous November 13, 2022

Medium Hard

Stat of the Day