

Course Review
Absolutely not. Even though I am one of the
In the early 1900s…. A rubber ducky floats in a bathtub. Peaceful, unperturbed, the yellow figure bobs about, riding the tides of the tub. Another rubber ducky, appearing out of
I’m a junior now, and after three long years of drudging through mindless psets and interminable essays without respite, I’ll come out and say it: I’m fed up with the
It doesn’t take much to see through a doctor’s intentions. Yesterday I sat defenseless on the operation table. My dentist, Dr. Holiday, asked me if I ever had any cavities
It is debatably a pleasure to announce that I, Randall D’Anderson Beans, have been named the next Dean of Yale College. You students may refer to me as Dean Beans
From the lens of a student, Yale College is an excessively dynamic place; schedules are shaken up as miscellaneous events are thrown at us; the weather shifts from tropical storm
It has now been six years since Elon Musk’s conquest of Twitter, and five years since Twitter’s simultaneous acquisitions of BeReal, Meta, The New York Times, Sanofi, and Roblox. Twitter’s
Sometimes when I’m twenty hours into my CPSC 323 pset and my code still doesn’t work because I decided to risk it all and skip office hours that week, my
I was at the office furiously finishing up my article on the Senate elections so I could attend my colleague’s Halloween party, when my boss beckoned me into his office
Poem 1: Hair of the Dog At present, the angles of my house Recall what Kandinsky would paint––– So if I’m sour at breakfast, It’s not you: I could never