“Forget what should be remembered
and remember what should be forgotten”

The Drunken A-

Top-down effects on processing — alcohol found to improve cognition

An Ode to Chase Bank

Coming to Yale, I felt vulnerable, exposed to the elements, raw. I was afraid. I was not only a first-year, but a first-year that was scared. A first-year going to

Large old rusty oil well pump jack surrounded by cattle panel fence out in field with very blue sky in winter.

Yale Announces New Petroleum Studies Certificate

Rising Tensions with Yale Justice Endowment Coalition reach a boiling point and Yale Responds After years of fighting with the Yale Endowment Justice Coalition over divestment away from fossil fuels,

2022 Yale Paintball Team

Yale’s Newest Paintball Strategy

In TNR’s inaugural issue, muckraker extraordinaire Ms. Terry reported on the “infamous Yale paintball onslaught,” and the sweeping measures put in place by the Yale Police Department to curb the

Loanshark Week

Loanshark Week

Get ready kids for an exciting weeklong program on Discovery Channel. We’ve done the polling, and realized that youngsters don’t care about sharks anymore. So we’ve revamped Shark Week a

Red Beans

5 Steps for Running A Successful Enterprise

From my short yet renowned tenure running the Fortune 500 lentil farm Beans, Inc., I’ve acquired a wealth of knowledge on how to properly oversee a successful business. Skeptics may

Sherlock Holmes Riddle

4 men are walking down the street suddenly one falls down and dies. The coroner explains to the other 3 that he died of a tumor. After hours of investigation